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The Definitions of Various Woon Words
This section is supposed to be funny! Anyway, let me give you a brief
history. Over the years, people have made up all sorts of nicknames as well
as words that contain my name. Various people have contributed to this list
and many of these terms are still being used. Enjoy!
Basic Woon Definitions
Woon n 1 : the coolest name in
the world
2 : the English name which was phonetically derived from his given
Chinese name 3 : who this website is all about
Woon Nam n : what Woon was called prior
to middle school
The Woon n 1 : the name of this
website 2 : one of Woon's America Online Instant Messenger screen
names 3 : what Woon would put on his license plate when he gets a
car
Advance Woon Definitions
Woo n 1 : what you get when you
drop the letter "n" on Woon 2 : what some people actually say when
they try to say Woon
Woon Daddy n : a nickname for Woon
Word History This nickname was first used on a
campaign banner during the SCA election of 1997. With the help of Chris
Bowers, Woon made a banner written with the catchphrase, "Broken glass everywhere.
If it ain't about the votes, Woon Daddy just don't care!"
Woon Dog n : another nickname for Woon
Woon Land n : the physical location of
where Woon resides
Woon trip n : an exciting, fast paced
trip, usually road trip, that include numerous interesting destinations
Woon World n 1 : a fantasy place
where Woon's mind goes when Woon daydreams 2 : what Woon would name
his theme park if he had one
Woonaford n : what Nick Shackleford used
to call Woon
woonalate vb woonalated; woonalating
1 : to consume a large quantity of food in a short period of time
2 : to court a female - woonalation n
woonalator n : someone or something that
woonalates
woonalistic adj 1 : realistic to
Woon 2 : characteristic of Woon - woonalistically adv
Wooner n : yet another nickname for Woon
woonerific adj : terrific in a woony sort
of way - woonerifically adv
Woonism n : short statements that express
either a moral or valued principle
Word History During the summer the 1997, Manchester
High School and Bailey Bridge Middle School installed a giant marquee sign
at the entrance of the two schools. Throughout the first year that the sign
was up, no effort was made to regularly update the display. Consequently,
some messages would still be on the sign one month after the event took
place. This sign was a great addition to the school and had great potential
in communicating upcoming events taking place at the two schools, yet this
advantage was ignored. In addition, no one cared. At the beginning of his
senior year, Woon made sure that this marquee sign was updated everyday.
Rain or shine, hot or cold, snow or not, Woon got to school at 5:45 a.m.
every morning for those 180 school days and updated the sign before people
came in. The sign was updated with wise sayings and upcoming events. Many
students and faculty members from both schools enjoyed reading the sign
as they drove by it coming to school in the morning. These wise sayings
became known as Woonisms.
The marquee sign displays its last message of the school
year at Manchester.
Woonist n : what Angie Bottoms used to
call Woon
Woonmobile n : a 1987 Plymouth Voyager
that served as Woon's primary mode of transportation during his senior year
in high school and his first year in college
The orginial Woonmobile transported more than fifty violins
to Fiddler's Grove.
Woonmobile II n 1 : a 1993 Mazda
MPV that served as Woon's primary mode of transportation during his last
three years of college 2 : also known as the Woon II
Woonmobile III n 1 : a 2001 Chevrolet
Blazer that serves as Woon's primary mode of transportation presently
2 : also known as the Woon III
An overnight snowstorm covered the Woon III with snow.
woonshine n : a pun on moonshine
1woonsize adj : generally refers
to a very large portion of food
2woonsize vb woonsized;
woonsizing : to augment a portion of food to the largest available size
Woonster n : what Woon would name his
first sports car
Woonsville n : an imaginary city created
by Woon where everything is symmetrical
Woontopia n : an ideally perfect place
in the mind of Woon, especially in its social, political, and moral aspects
Woontropolis n : see Woonsville
1woony adj 1 : behaving
in a very loony yet excited manner 2 : the way Woon acts after consuming
too much sugar 3 : the way Woon acts after consuming too much caffeine
- woonily adv - wooniness n
2Woony n 1 : a nickname
that may suggests woony behavior 2 : what Elizabeth Severson-Irby
used to call Woon
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